面白い宇宙人の会話 (Interesting Alien's Conversation)

先週の日本語クラスで新しい文を勉強した。文の題名は「宇宙人のぼやき」だ。面白いでしょう。皆さんはその題名を読みながら、何かを思い付くかしら。もっと面白いことは宇宙人の会話だ。宇宙人二人は今地球の近くの空間で飛んでいるイメージして、下の会話を楽しみましょう。

(Last week, we learnt a new passage. The title of the passage is "Alien's complaint". Isn't it interesting? I wondered what comes to everyone's mind while reading the title. In the passage, there is an even interesting conversion. Let's enjoy reading the bottom conversation while imagining 2 aliens flying around the space near Earth.)

宇宙人A:「全くあいつらときたら、どういうつもりなんだろうな」
宇宙人B:「あいつらって？」
宇宙人A:「地球人に決まってるだろうが。何しろ交通ルールも守らないで走り回るんだから、危なくてしょうがないよ」
宇宙人B:「そうだな。突然現れたかと思うと、許可もなく．．．。何考えてるんだが、さっぱり分かんない。あいさつぐらいあってもいいんだがな」
宇宙人A:「地球って、水と緑が豊かな惑星だっていうけど、そうなのか」
宇宙人B:「そうらしいけど、このごろ環境破壊がひどくて、めちゃめちゃだそうだ。どうせあいつらのことだから、どっかいいとこを見つけ次第、地球を脱出しようって気じゃないかな」
宇宙人A:「ちょっと待ってくれ！一体どこへ行くつもりだい」
宇宙人B:「それは分からない。けど、何十倍もの地球人がやって来たら、大変なことになるなあ」
宇宙人A:「見ろよ、またちっちゃな衛星を打ち上げたぜ」
宇宙人B:「ちょっと捕まえて、話しみようじゃないか」
宇宙人A:「遠慮しとくよ。それより、ぶつけられないように注意しなきゃ」

(Alien A: That group of fellows, what are they trying to do?!?
Alien B: That group of fellows?
Alien A: Earthlings, of course! They don't even keep the rules and run around the place, it can't be helped that it will be dangerous.
Alien B: That's true. I was thinking that they suddenly appear and never even ask for permission. I really don't understand what they are thinking. It will be good if they could at least give us a greeting.
Alien A: I heard that the Earth is a planet which has water and greenery, is that so?
Alien B: That seems to be correct but the environment is badly damaged and seems to be in a mess. Anyway, as it's that group of fellows, as soon as they found a good thing, don't you think that they will want to escape from Earth?
Alien A: Wait! Where on earth are you going?
Alien B: I don't know. But, if tenfold of Earthlings are coming here, it will really be troublesome.
Alien A: See! We are going to hit upon a tiny satellite again.
Alien B: We should try to talk to them after we catch them.
Alien A: I would decline on that. Compared to that, we should be paying attention without hitting any thing.)

会話はとてもアニメっぽくて、私を笑わせた。

(The conversation is so anime-styled that made me laugh. Lol! =D